You can thank Alex Jones for testing its dankness.

I'm going to bet it was Palmer Luckey.

You think you're better than me? You're not better than me.

It seems pretty obvious that his plan is:

Shouts to the Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band! (They did the "P.I.M.P." cover that was playing when Dinesh and Jared pulled up to the car wash.)

It's a prank, bro!

Cable Guy is goddamn brilliant.

It's kind of impossible to see JBL and not think, "God, I want somebody to beat the living shit out of him." So I guess he's a great heel.

"You had to get in your hot-doggin' and your grandstandin', YEAH!"

"Fun Times Accomplished"

This Twitter account has been on the case for a few weeks now and is presently just plain amazing: https://twitter.com/FyreFraud

Good. That stupid bullshit decision needs to get overturned ASAP.

Certainly not exposure to sunlight. Hiyoooo!

"But she doesn't want to speak. She just wants to cancel her speech so she can then whine about those darned violent liberals stifling her speech, even though that never happened."

It also needs to include the time Vince called John Cena "my n***a" in front of Booker T.

Michael: So? I've beaten up black belts.
Jim: How'd you know they were black belts?
Michael: They told me afterward.

What about getting high to re-watch Planet Earth?

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.

I would watch Soccer Mummy https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.