Catholicism has pageantry on lock, though.

Whatever else you might say about Chasing Amy, the scene of Banky and Alyssa swapping oral sex injury stories is fucking great. Jason Lee and Joey Lauren Adams absolutely nail it.

Read between the lines, bitch.

I liked The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love—I thought it did the whole "family is where you make it—not necessarily biological" thing pretty well.

"And what the fuck do we call that?"
"Intergalactic civil war?"
"GENTRIFICATION!"

Sickies

Big shoutout to Icelandic lamb, too. Just a basic roast or stew is super good in a way that I just haven't seen replicated Stateside.

"Angie's the one."
"The one—where did you hear that?"
"It's a thing I made up after seeing The Matrix."

I liked that movie more than I thought I would. It's such an odd duck in that it couldn't decide if it was comedy, drama, a "message movie," a satire, or what. But it manages to mix all of those things together, complete with weird tonal shifts, and make it work.

Exit Wounds is a goddamn genius work of dumbshittery.

"Spiders are the fiercest killers of the insect kingdom."

Sex Cauldron?!? I thought they closed that place down!

I disagree with the notion that ST is a bad movie. But I agree that it is awesome.

Anchower IV Lyfe!

I had hoped that the whole "I will now BLOW YOUR MIND by referencing the mind-blowing, totally deep philosophy of The Matrix, which blew my mind!" thing would blow over quickly. Sadly, my hopes have been dashed.

It's a Cleveland steamer, except more depressing.

Just tell her it's a fluke occurrence.

Oh my god, the langoustines. Those can make a legit claim to Best in the World status.

At Most, Only 70% Hot Dogs!

Yeah, that exact same thing can be found all over Iceland. And they're perfectly fine, don't get me wrong (and handy when you just need a quick bite), but there's no real reason to seek out this one particular stand.