One of the greatest talk show appearances of all time. Norm is a god.

Oh shit, I saw Year One in the theater. I think I had blocked that from memory until just now. What a pile of crap. I think it just catapulted over Jason X to take the "worst movie I saw in the theater" title. At least I was entertained by Jason X.

Yeah, I saw that one in the theater, too. I kinda liked it back then—it was at least interesting. It doesn't hold up very well, but I don't hate it the way a lot of other folks do.

I saw Jason X in the theater, I think 2 days after it opened. There were a grand total of maybe 6 or 7 people in there, including one homeless guy who clearly had bought a ticket and was staying inside the theater complex all day. I feel like this is probably the worst movie I've seen in the theater, but on the other…

Really, the whole point of the movie was to buttress Cameron's belief that 3D is the next massive game-changer for movies (the other two being color and sound). And I think it succeeded at that, even as it failed in other areas (plot, dialogue, etc.).

"What's up, bitch? I make more money than you."

He had the delivery from the start, but once he got down that t-rexish thing with his hands…man, that shit was hilarious.

His Ben Carson was goddamn genius.

Rodney! Don't make me come over there and beat you with my boom-booms!

I think the best one is still "Steve Bannon looks like he pukes more often than he showers."

DENTAL PLAN!

I could read how to perform my own angioplasty!

Double chili. I can dig it.

And Allen West makes four!

Holy shit, that's incredible. I would've been Doogie goddamn Howser if we had gotten In-n-Out for reading books back in the day—and I was already a big reader.

I assumed it was started by noted actor Deezer D, who I believe is the only person who appeared in both CB4 and Fear of a Black Hat. (Bonus beats: He was also in Cool as Ice.

It's like, how much more Evanston can this be? And the answer is none. None more Evanston.

Good comment I saw the other day: Most people screaming about "this is a Christian nation" mean it in the same sense as "this is Jets turf!" in West Side Story.

Donal Logue is just pretty great in general. I can understand why he's not a huge star, but I think he should be on merit.

You make me want to see this movie. Triple H is in it—what the fuck?!?