I honestly don't remember much about that movie except highly enjoying it when I saw it.

Goddamn. I was only dimly aware that he was pushing some kooky arguments to justify not paying taxes, but man, that is some good crazy-weird right there.

"Mask of Zorro" is justified if only for providing fodder for "Poke of Zorro" quite possibly the best Simpsons film parody ever.

Exactly. And even if you don't want to suspend your disbelief and give yourself over to the spectacle of pro wrestling, JR can get you to do it anyway by combining that believability with real enthusiasm.

When I want some, I get some….

Yikes. Stay "woke," I guess—and keep trusting the organic industry that absolutely, positively is using lots of pesticides on their stuff.

Nope. Organic is just as pesticide-filled as nonorganic. https://blogs.scientificame…

Pretty much everybody was running around talking about "Canibus beat LL!" I disagreed then, and I disagree now. Cool J took him out.

"Nappy Heads"—the Salaam Remi remix was solid.

Is it good? NAH-NAH-NAH-NAAAAAAAH!

Scott Steiner's is better: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

In the episode where Al kicks ass on the baseball team, he gives a retirement speech that I really, really hope I get to use for my own purposes someday: "And in closing I'd like to say that I hate you all, I thank no one but myself, and as of today, I, Al Bundy, am finished with baseball."

"I don't think it's working."

"The shoe store was packed wall-to-wall with women today. Of course, there were only three women in there, but it was wall-to-wall!"

One of the creators told a great story about trying to cast Al, and actor after actor came in and basically did a Jackie Gleason impersonation. And then in comes Ed O'Neill, and he has a whole different take on the character, but most importantly, he had that facial expression that, as the creator recounted, "looked…

*Steve takes a bit of the toothpaste sandwich*

1) Holy shit, that really is Milla Jovovich.

A neeeeeeeeew Kelly! Oops, wrong hand…A neeeeeeeeew Allante!

Jesus Christ, I never twigged to the Dusty Rhodes thing until just now. How the hell did I not get that?

I fucking loved this show back in the day. The way they would just cap on each other all episode, the endless one-liners from Al…fuck yes.