Everybody—shoot me!

Yeah, I had no problems with McGinley on this one. He pulled his weight and brought some good stuff to the proceedings.

Ba-woosh

Nobody's gonna make a "magnum dong" joke? Really? I'm disappointed in you, AV Club commentariat.

Because it's one of the most perfect deliveries of any line ever said.

"Do you know who I am, you fuckin' — fuck you, you fuckin' … *shrug* fuck!"

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No "SJW," though. That's practically a gimme. What the fuck, are they sending the B team now?

Yeah, this is a subject of debate in the Assholay household with every new episode. I'm squarely on the side of "yup, she sure has." But like you said: Do you, Mindy.

"And since when is Toronto not a part of the United States of AMERICA?!?"

I can't remember, but if so, that's an amazing callback.

Kyle effortlessly stealing "Jackal's" (Roman's) groupies is goddamn brilliant.

Damn. C'mon, Ryan!

Oof. That is unfortunate if true.

Tell them they'll live to regret this.

None more black.

A+ work there

"Fine merchandise eh, DuClark?" Gets me every time.

Might be my favorite Kevin Hart guest spot of all time. He's great. "The guy is part Thai. He comes from a long culinary tradition of exotic soups."

I love how deeply insulted Roman is that they think he's Jon Heder. "Fuck no!"