Wait a minute…you went to another shithole nightclub?

SHUDDUPAYOUFACE!

Not only that, he ran afoul of campaign finance laws. Those laws are so lax that you pretty much have to explicitly try to violate them. Or be as dumb as Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza. Either way.

Oh, I'll stop sucking…later!

After loads of delicious experimentation, I've come around to a process that is roughly analogous to the one J Kenji Lopez-Alt lays out in The Food Lab: Seasoned buttermilk brine overnight, add a bit of said buttermilk to your seasoned dredging flour (usually with a bit of cornstarch mixed in) to make some lovely…

Fatty Salty Crispies! Crispy Fatty Salties!

Yes to all of this. Rumble in the Bronx is an absolute joyride with just the right level of ridiculousness.

100 Girls would be pretty much the peak, no?

Excellent comparison. "Gotta put Seagal over strong, brother!"

Rumble in the Bronx was so much goddamn fun. I couldn't even tell you if it's a good movie or a bad movie or what—it's just incredibly entertaining. I loved the hell out of it.

And it brought us perhaps the greatest Simpsons movie parody: The Poke of Zorro

Overall? Probably Miz. He's been doing his dream job for, what, a decade now? And he's actually pretty good at it (dude is a natural at getting heel heat). Jamie Chung is a close second. I suppose you could make the case for Sean Duffy, given that he actually has a hand in governing this country, but he's basically a…

Except for the word "blern," that was complete gibberish.

Not really. I've seen some progressives argue that certain people or companies with in the porn industry are abusive/exploitative, but the argument that porn in and of itself is abusive/exploitative doesn't have a lot of adherents on the left.

"We're gonna make the biggest clone army you've ever seen. We've got the DNA—by the way, our DNA extractors are the best, people come from all over the galaxy to get their DNA extracted—so we got this guy, Jango Fett. Tremendous guy. He tells me all the time how great I am, so he's great, right? Jango Fett. I'm very…

Now you've got me rewriting the prequels' dialogue in Trump-Tweetese. "Only the Sith—who are failing big-time, by the way, I heard there's only two of them—think in absolutes. Bing bing bing, I cut your legs off. SAD!"

I can't take credit for it, but the best line about this is: Milo's putting the CP in CPAC.

They're already rationalizing it by saying that 13-year-olds ARE sexually mature, so Milo said nothing wrong.

May all your orgasms be crippling….

Well, that clear plastic binder is very professional….