If nothing else, I am grateful to this show for keeping her on my TV.

Hey, the exact same thing just happened to me!

I read this in Troy McClure's voice.

Viva Toddfoolery!

If you didn't hate Anchorman 2 then you are dumb and stupid and dumb. That movie was like shit on the street: It just sat there and stank.

The Christianity vs. Islam one was an all-time classic.

Me toil part time at Jah Cold Stone Creamery!

Oh, it's true! It's damn true!

That's the most glorious Stunner sell this side of Santino saluting as he fell backward.

I would've gone for heavy treason, but I didn't want to write that many essays.

I mean, who among us didn't do the same thing while drunk in college?

According to said idiot: "Flynn is out after minor error: contrast to Obama who kept people like Holder in. We have a vastly better President, folks."

In response, here's an idiot on Twitter: "The Flynn kerfuffle has convinced me that Trump is a vastly better President than Obama could have ever hoped to be."

Is that better or worse than a sympathy fuck?

Yeah, pretty much everything about her was absolutely horrible. What a complete piece of shit she was.

Oh, there's *champagne* in the Champagne Room.

I don't care if this is true or not because it's so goddamn funny. O'Boobigan's. That's good stuff right there.

Was your coworker Michael Scott?

What do you think are the best examples of racism in 30 Rock?

The show is an absolute treasure trove of incredible one-liners. And Titus' physical comedy is fantastic as well.