"Raisins" was fucking outstanding. One of the best episodes by far.

He was straight-up hilarious in Mallrats. Perfect straight man for Jason Lee's antics.

That guy's a character.

I will continue to ride for Clerks as a very funny movie. Amateurish, sure, but clever and relatable.

I'm a bad, bad man!

That saga he wrote about the years and years of trying to take care of Mewes and get him clean and help him out is really incredible. He went above and beyond for that guy.

Well said.

No I don't eat dragon, cause, uh, it's not a meal for peasants, it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man.

Fuck yes, Bloodsport. A stone-cold classic of Saturday afternoon TV movies.

May I read your copy of Swank, Armin?

YES! Thank you. I understand the hype around the clam pizza since, like you said, it's a fairly unique thing and a signature offering, but that's far from the end-all-be-all of CT pizza. My absolute favorite is a sausage pizza from Pepe's. It's absolutely unbeatable, and man, do I miss it.

The Pepe's vs. Sally's battle is very heated. I lean toward Pepe's, but ain't nuthin' wrong with Sally's, either.

This is my personal pick as well, with the stipulation that I strongly dislike the clam pizza.

Connecticut, then New York. Or New York, then Connecticut. There are no other correct answers.

"Do you need to get that?"
"No, it's just penises."

"The secret password is the phrase she shouts when she's super turned-on by light S&M!"

Ooooooh, OK. Well then, yeah, clear your samples, Beyonce.

I'm confused as to how this rises to the level of "uncleared sample." If I'm reading this correctly, she didn't actually sample anything, she just said some words that this other dude said. But unless he owns a trademark on those words, there's no legal leg to stand on here. Am I missing something?

About 10 years ago, Eli Lake was a poster on a message board I frequented that was mostly about record collecting (usually from the perspective of people who got into record collecting through hip-hop). He was well respected, though he definitely took some lumps for his politics.

C'mon, man. Exit Wounds! DMX! Steven Seagal! Tom Arnold! Michael Jai White! Insanity!