I haven't seen it, but it can't be worse than Glitter because Glitter is fucking godawful. To use this site's grading parlance, I imagine Cool as Ice get an F because it's at least entertaining in its ineptitude, but Glitter gets the most savage grade possible: D-. There is nothing entertaining about it.

Was hoping somebody offered up this quote.

Tom Petty was great in It's Garry Shandling's Show.

"And you must be the lovely Mrs. Herc."

Ebert always had the best burns.

I wish I could remember all the phrases they used in the promos for the show. It was always something like "on an agonizingly special Strangers With Candy…." I feel like they used "achingly," "excruciatingly," and "burningly," too.

The script really was astonishingly good.

"This isn't a war, it's a murder."
*flips switch*
"This isn't a war, it's a moiduh!"

Prop Joe is deadpan hilarious in The Wire.

I believe it's the evangelical cinema version of "every struggling artist lives in an amazing NYC loft they couldn't possibly afford."

Note: Mars Kid died on the way back to his home planet.

It's like when the rats invaded Moe's. "OK, everybody tuck your pants into your socks."

"What a maneuver!"

"[blank] on a pole matches will always be great. Swear ta gawd, bro."

I loved Winning Time just as pure nostalgia fuel. Those Knicks-Pacers series were great, and god, I hated the fucking Knicks. I'll never tire of watching Patrick Ewing biff that wide-open layup (though in my weaker moments, I do feel kinda bad for him).

"What's good in da hood?"

Or like a hamburger-based salad sold at Carl's Jr.

Upvoted for excellent (and apropos) username.

"Those guys who play Nerf football in the park are willing to sell us the TV rights."
"For god's sake, set up a meeting!"

That one dude has the Stonecutters emblem covering his ear.