'80s pop production is a goddamn nightmare that must be snuffed out. Especially '80s drums, which are among the lamest sounds ever recorded.

For more on the Stevie Wonder stuff, check out Tonto's Expanding Head Band, which was the recording name of the duo behind the TONTO synth (who, as noted, also were session musicians for Stevie Wonder, the Isley Brothers, and such). Pretty cool, heady stuff.

"Do you know anything about polar bears? Well, they're the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom."

Wow. I never knew this, although it does make for a good explanation why Kevin Smith had to go to this guy's house and literally read a script to him.

Whatever your opinion of Kevin Smith is, that is a great story that is well-told. "Every day with the fuckin' spider…."

He'll be drinking vodka soon
And his big brothers are frat guys
Whose IQs lose to their fitted baseball hat size
Smirking jocks with hacky-sacks
In Birkenstocks and khaki slacks

She's in a cult now: http://jezebel.com/inside-s…

The fact that it irritates Kanye makes it even better.

I got a promo of the 12 with MC Serch and thought, "Whoah, this dude got MC Serch back on the mic!" Sadly, the beat to the song was garbage. But Serch and Karl were funny.

His pissed-off jimbrowski turned three colors like Krzysztof Kieślowski.

I am definitely stealing that phrase.

DILAPIDATED BOAT!

Shit, I know more than a few conservatives who seem to think Judge Smails is the hero in Caddyshack.

I guess they're considered bloopers, not outtakes. Anyway, start at about 4:15 here: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

My favorite outtakes are Glenn Howerton breaking while trying to deliver Dennis's freakout in the parking lot at the high-school reunion. "F-f-f-fetish stuff!"

"Gnomes."
"Goddammit, dude."

Thanx 4 the add!

Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person

Disagree; that honor goes to Jackal Onassis.

Dennis's death stare is fucking incredible.