I'm shocked I had to scroll this far down to find a mention of The DENNIS System. That's the episode that gave us, "Whoops! Oh, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!" for crying out loud!

Charlie and Dee spending a day walking in each other's shoes is goddamn hilarious. When Frank busts into the apartment, shotguns a can of cat food, and collapses on the bed clutching his stomach, I crack up every time.

"Gettin' ripshit on ham" is always an acceptable response to the question, "What's up?"

I'm kind of shocked it didn't make the cut for this article. That episode is incredible.

Oh, absolutely:
FEMA camps
"Obama's gonna take away our guns!"
DEATH PANELS!
"Obama wants to turn 'Murrica gay and Muslim!"

Nice work on this one, O'Neal.

It was very disturbing to learn just how many people seriously think that's basically how it works. I had this exchange more times than I can count:

I think that in order to be called a "steak salesman," you have to actually sell steak. Instead, Trump went bankrupt trying to sell meat, booze, and gambling to Americans.

Oh my god, yes. Fuck those More-Progressive-Than-Thou piece of shit "woke" motherfuckers. I ran out of patience for such proud ignorance. "Clinton is just as bad as Trump! She'll do every evil thing imaginable! Watch Clinton Cash—it's the truth THEY don't want you to see!"

Some of it came appalling close to the GOP's "black people have been bribed by the Democrats to stay on the plantation!" rhetoric.

Yes to all of this. Bernie blowing off black voters—and even worse, dismissing Clinton's wins in states with high black turnout—was fucking horrible.

Bingo. Thank you.

That was perhaps the most perfect video of the entire primary season (both Democratic and Republican).

But according to some of Sanders' more ardent supporters, such incrementalism is NEOLIBERAL SELLOUT BULLSHIT, and Bernie definitely would've gotten single-payer done, lickety-split!

Thank you for this. Every time I mention that caucuses made Bernie's support look stronger than it actually was, people look at me like I have two heads (and, in the case of the "Bernie Woulda Won!" crowd, like they would like to rip both of those heads off).

Because they thought Hillary Clinton might actually deliver a few things, while Bernie Sanders was all empty symbolism? Because they were already familiar with Clinton, while Sanders was this unfamiliar weirdo from nowhere? Because Clinton had spent decades building, maintaining, and expanding a support network, while…

Or just being a nihilistic purity troll piece of shit. Either way, those people deserve nothing but utter contempt.

JACK: She's courting the youth vote? That means she's desperate!

That's what makes this so difficult.

"Because your hunger is stronger than your memory" is so real.