Well, it's grift for the conservative publishing houses. And for people who aren't really paying attention, it gives right-wing nut jobs a veneer of respectability—"Well, he must be onto something if his book is this popular!" And to a certain type of conservative, it's "beating the LIEbruls at their own game!" by…

"Strom Thurmond wasn't racist—just look at his secret daughter!"

Also: He has outright stated that he hates himself for being gay.

Somebody get Rampage The Last Boy Scout on the phone!

Everything about him is boring. He's stealing most of his schtick from 1990s-era College Republicans, for fuck's sake. He just adds "…and I love to suck black dick! Aren't you SOOOOOOOOO SHOCKED!" to it.

No question

And headed up a failed technology company!

Milo Going Door to Door Trying to Shock People

Yup, Fernet is the official drink of old-school Bay Area DJs/nightlife folks. We stay guzzling that stuff. I'm glad that anthem made it outside our area, too.

Titular line!

Outstanding work.

Yes to the chicken nuggets discussion. So fucking good.

Rush doesn't understand how sex works at all. He also firmly believes that a woman on birth control has to take a pill every time she has sex.

Well, either that or "What about when THE DNC CHEATED BERNIE—WHO ABSOLUTELY WOULD'VE WON THE GENERAL ELECTION—OUT OF THE NOMINATION?!?!?"

I can act exhausted and broken while running. So I've got that goin' for me.

Are we opposite Captains?

No, see, W went to his ranch to work away from the sewer of Washington! Those don't count as vacations! But Obama's just being lazy and jetting all over the world on our dime! [NOTE: This is an actual belief I have seen expressed by conservatives many times.]

Like Krusty with Krusty Burger.

"This menu is based on what I said during the campaign. This other menu is based on wha I'm saying now."

It used to be the norm. Back in Will Smith's early days, the main point of the show was the DJ. But over time, the rapper became more of the focus, and DJs kinda got shunted to the side—or just used as stage props who essentially just played a DAT of instrumentals and acted as a hype man. And then it got to the point…