I wish rappers used actual DJs for their live shows, but that's just me being a DJ.

Shebang-shebomp-shebomp-bomp Thong Song!

That Voiceless description is hilariously intriguing.

Hitler?!? I barely even know 'er!

Just not from a scientist. Those motherfuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed.

And the other half get really pissed off if somebody says that they're not racist.

And really fucked-up porn.

Well, there's a spectrum of white supremacist opinion on other races that ranges from "eh, they're OK, as long as they're fully subjugated and don't get any crazy ideas about how they're anywhere near as great as we are"* to "get them out of this country and exterminate the ones who refuse to leave."

He said "conservative crowd," not "Nazi." Though I will grant you that the distinction between the two becomes ever smaller.

Not even M Night Shyamalan could come up with a twist that crazy.

As it turns out, Tom cashed out at the exact right time, has more money than he could possibly spend, and now travels to all sorts of awesome places and takes pictures of cool shit. Seems to me he won the game of life.

They had the right idea for sure.

It's almost like he's just an insecure, whiny bitch. But gee, that can't be right, can it?

Plus, alt-righters are super-fond of jerking it to anime, so….

Damn, you beat me by 3 minutes to this. But yes, the Juggalos were really onto something (in addition to being on something).

Remember when the Juggalos threw rocks and feces at her? Turns out the Juggalos were the good guys in that confrontation!

"Dammit, these are dark fucking tits!"

Nuts to you McGillicutty!

Now I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!

Talk to the hand!