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Captain Assholay
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Yeah, that was some pretty Kanye-esque hyperbole.

"Oh yeah, you're the girl who peed in the pool."
"You should see what I did in the shower!"

The Coronets, Norm. The Coronets.

Larva can have as many donuts as he wants!

Damn. That's a solid theory right there.

That seems the most likely to me. But who really knows? Besides the Rothschilds and Henry Kissinger and their bosses over at Illuminati, Inc., of course.

So what's the read on Alex Jones? Grifter or true believer?

"What's your girl's name?"
"Well, my name is—"
"—no no no, I asked him."

As a DJ who plays 45s a lot, I think this is fucking dumb as hell. Just knock it off.

"Gerald Ford shot dead today, at the senseless age of 83."

Plus, that John Amos heel turn. Love it. Die Hard 2 is a movie that doesn't really work, but it gets over just on its sheer audacity and ridiculousness.

My go-to response when tasting anything.

Everybody's talking about it—although not as articulately as Trump does.

What you are about to see may shock and educate you!

That makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.

Ebert had the best burns in the business.

Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals!

Ha! I actually kind of like that ending—better than the maudlin "we saved the day just in the nick of time!" crap one would expect.

In episode BF12, you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa. Yet in the very next scene, my dear, you're clearly atop a winged Arabian! Please to explain it!

Upvoted for "see a guy, kill a guy."