Who gives a fuck about a goddamn Grammy?

Rachel McAdams' non-union equivalent.

Poe's Law is really fucking with me here. Is that an actual plot synopsis?

Holy shit, I had no idea this was a thing. But it is incredible.

The appletini/abortion cycle is one of society's greatest perpetual motion machines.

"Hey, lay off the Greeks. They invented civilization."
"Yeah? Assfucking, too."

Just add "18 and" to the front of its name. Blammo: Porn studio.

Benoit? But Ben-why?!?

A hipster doofus.

He's not an outsider artist? But in high school he was voted most likely to *be* a mental patient, hillbilly or chimpanzee!

I read it as Groucho Marx. I like your version better.

Just perfect.

DON'T INTERRUPT RUSSELL CROWE, YA TESTICLE!

Fayettenam!

This ripoff of Admiral Baby must not stand, man!

Besides, Fat Bitch 3 is stuck in development hell.

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!

Yeah, this. Romney wasn't a shitty person a la Trump, but he just seemed completely clueless as to how people actually live in this country. "If you need some money, just borrow it from your parents!" Jesus fucking Christ, guy.

To me, McCain fucked up in two major ways:

I would like to know more, please.