I'm not particularly into his music, but dude is a serious talent when it comes to performance.

"Worst case scenario: YOU GET MOLESTED!" was the laugh o' the night for me.

Please refer to the site by its full name: Dead Andrew Breitbart's House o' Mein Kampfity

I worked at B&N when the Starr Report was published. People read the shit out of that one.

Kill-LIE-ry raped Ben Ghazi!

Yeah, growing up in the tri-state area meant you were fully aware that Trump is a joke and a loser and generally inept. Every time he announced some yuge new deal, all he was doing was starting the timer to measure how long it took for that yuge new deal to fail. Nobody took him seriously except as some sort of grim…

x23 is correct: It's an SP-1200.

I would always volunteer to handle returns. It was way better than being out on the floor.

Now that's a man who deserves a massive tax cut!

Let's not overlook the bit about Larry Flynt in that legendary Conan appearance. Holy shit, that stuff is hilarious.

"You know, in hindsight, I probably should've just started in Nashville" is funny purely because Norm is saying it.

Chong!

His Tarantino is fucking incredible, surpassed only by his Letterman.

I can't remember if Albini called it a sellout album or not, but either way, he was very vocal about hating it.

I have an awful lot of both admiration and sympathy for George Lucas. He made some kick-ass movies, and on the humanitarian side, he's done incredible work. And sure, the prequels sucked, but as several people have pointed out, at least he tried to do something different instead of easy formulaic retreads. I can…

Forget it, you're alright. You could pick up a check once in a while.

"Anybody who hates sand should lose most of their limbs and get horribly burned."

Hell, I remember when the uber-indie kids were grumbling that whip-smart was a "sellout album." Oh, uber-indie kids…if you only knew….

"I can't believe you had a life before me!"

I mean, I get what she was doing. Her repeated insistence about "I've done the indie rock darling thing, and that's great, don't get me wrong, but what I haven't done and would like to do is have a straight-up hit record" makes perfect sense, and I feel like artists should do what they want to do. But the results were…