But he went to Harvard! That makes his politics smart and not at all petulant and ridiculous!

Counter-counter-counterpoint: Kid Rock is a goddamn travesty, but he wasn't always, and he earned legit hip-hop props for his DJing (he was and apparently still is a good DJ) and his hustle back in the day. Dude toured with Too Short and D-Nice and them. Can't front on that.

It still pisses me off that Durst talked DJ Premier into producing a song for him. What the fuck, Preemo? Too busy to do shit with good rappers, but you'll knock out a song with fuckin' Fred Durst? This is one of the few times I'll criticize Premier, but come on, man…just because the dude mentions the Crooklyn Cuts…

He's a super-cool dude. Really funny and down to earth and not a shred of ego to him.

You're the one trying to lay the blame for the 1994 crime omnibus bill at the feet of Hillary Clinton (who had no political power) while absolving Bernie Sanders (who actually did have political power, but used that power to support the bill rather than oppose it). Good luck with that, space cadet. It's nice that your…

Right. Hillary Clinton totally passed the crime bill with her massive political power, while poor, poor Bernie Sanders had no choice but to vote for that bill. That's why the entire thing is Hillary Clinton's fault, while Bernie Sanders remains utterly blameless.

No, Bernie took donations from the NRA, and he has since voted against gun control measures. HE'S IN THE POCKET OF SPECIAL INTERESTS! Isn't that what you purity trolls say about anybody who takes donations? So how about it? Doesn't that make Bernie crooked as fuck and a horrible creep by your logic (though not by, you…

"Trump should get the benefit of the doubt because he's totally reasonable and you can just disregard the horrible stuff he says because he doesn't mean it, but Hillary Clinton is the living embodiment of evil."

Good stuff. I'm gonna read that article for sure. Thanks!

A friend of mine came up with an interesting question that really flummoxed Bern or Busters: What do you think President Bernie Sanders will do that President Hillary Clinton will not?

And Bernie owes his career to the NRA and voted for the crime bill that Bernie Bros are trying to blame on Hillary Clinton, who held no political power when said bill was passed. Oh no, everybody's terrible! Better vote for Trump, then! That'll really show your uber-progressive bona fides and show you to be a Very…

And tell people they'll live to regret this!

"My vote is imbued with the spirits of magic, honesty, loyalty, laughter, kindness, and generosity. I can't just give it away to someone who doesn't make me feel special."

Ben Ghazi is buried with Vince Foster and all of Hillary's lesbian lovers.

But those excuses will BREAK UP THE BANKS!

Wishful thinking. Obviously, none of Bernie's policy is going to come to pass. Which makes Bern Or Bust doubly stupid.

Yes, I agree, most Bernie supporters are going to vote Hillary in November. But these Bernie supporters? The ones all het up with conspiracy theories and angry, self-righteous rants and heighten-the-contradictions bullshit? They can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but maaaan…so to answer your question, I have no idea.

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Also: Fetuses. Sort of.