*tastes blood from a headless corpse*
"It's blood."
"Son of a bitch."

Yeah, it is a shame that Gervais is a horrendous douche-b. I still enjoy Brent, though.

I guess the talking scorpion from Season 3 was kind of Helena's Ozmodiar.

I assume that last "Shocker!" is a reference to the Wes Craven movie of the same name.

I must say that the first Scream was a really enjoyable theater experience. Not to say it's an outstanding film—it's good, but not superlative—but it was fun to go watch with a crowd on the big screen.

Yeah, I think that one won the episode. The guitar-on-the-bonfire gag runs a close second.

Absolutely. My go-to quote whenever I can't understand what somebody said (or if they just horrifically mangle written English).

This is possibly my most-quoted line. Dear god, does it crack me up.

The password is…you know, that thing?

Boy, I'm just so tired of all these star wars….

This is my favorite one of the bunch. Wonderfully done.

You…prostitution whore!

She was a pretty ruthless social climber.

Vile weed!

Ditto. Every time she pops up somewhere, I happily exclaim, "Yay, Maria Thayer!" She's consistently great.

Gazebo? More like Gazoinksbo!

I'm not really into his music, but the dude can rap his ass off, no question.

And saying each artist's name twice, so as to really emphasize the dopeness. "Kottonmouth Kings. KOTTONMOUTH KINGZ!"

NBA all-star Dirk Nowitzki shoots at you with a BB gun!

ASMBD