No, you are smart for liking that movie. It's funny as hell. For example, everything Tasty Taste says, does, and wears in this scene: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Goddammit, this is a dark fucking period!

Fisherman hats. Also known as EPMD hats. Russell Simmons was an aficionado back in the mid-'80s as well.

Not at all—I definitely dug CB4. There's some endlessly hilarious stuff in there.

FoaBH is absolutely fucking hilarious. Because when you take that bus…you get there.

Yeah, well, you can see season 2 of The Katering Show, and we can't.

Or at the very least, a chronicle of her descent into madness.

"There'll be no purple nurples
Just friendly turtles
Under the laaaaaaaake!"

Hey, you! I know you! I know you!

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

Fade to credits while "Islands in the Stream" plays

Jason X was quite entertaining. Good? No. But definitely entertaining.

The most pro-death pro-life movie ever! Suck it, Kirk Cameron!

Are you the one who posted that link to the video rundown of all of Brutus Beefcake's characters over the years? If so, bravo. That video is great.

Who dies flippy shit, no doubt.

The Yet-tayyyyyy!

I caught the end—the dream sequence/hallucination/whatever the fuck with the horse—while flipping channels one night and it was weird as fuck, but I figured it would've made sense if I'd seen the rest of the movie. Apparently it doesn't make much sense, but the commentary in this thread is making it seem like Zombie…

Can I go now?

My favorite part of the Shockmaster fail is everything. It's truly glorious.

It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?