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Captain Assholay
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De La Soul/Teenage Fanclub gets a pass

Oh man, I forgot about those. Really good physical comedy. That little hop-strut thing she does is brilliant.

She's really good on New Girl, but it just isn't the same.

"Dago mustache" is a ridiculously funny line.

I loved the first Shallon sketch. It spiraled out of control so beautifully. I also really liked the Bedelia sketches.

See also: Ferrell's Janet Reno; Nasim Pedrad's Kim Kardashian

If it works, I'll take a dozen.

It's funny. It's funny because it's ah, bigger than, ah…you know, a normal hat.

Yeah, once you learn Jason's patterns, the game's pretty easy, just kind of a slog. The strategy used in the speedrun I mentioned above was to deliberately kill off all but one counselor. When there's only one counselor left, encounters with Jason last until either you or he dies, so you can finish him off fairly

It's OK. At least that's how I remember it being. I also remember feeling a sense of accomplishment when I finally beat it because man, was that an undertaking!

I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

It sounds like she's hitting a baby with a cat.

Completing Aztec on 00 Agent difficulty was our "hours and hours of play in college" level. That was some tense-ass shit.

Huh. I don't think I've ever had that happen before. She was surprisingly good at bucking fools down with that Cougar Magnum, though.

Yeah, that was usually my strategy. I would shoot out the desks beforehand, too, since they always seemed to get in the way at inopportune times.

Either that or hope you get an umbrella on level 56. Strategy!

Good call on Control. That level drove me nuts. Goddamn Natalya.

Bubble Bobble. Level 57.

Also, he said he knew had the biggest song of the year when Weird Al parodied it for his lead single. Apparently, he was super gracious and appreciative of Al—the Bizarro Coolio, basically.