And then South Park Mexican got busted for molesting a 9-year-old and impregnating a 13-year-old. What a guy.

NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM

Down by the doggie door?

I think the Bon Jovi concert was the best Triumph segment. But yeah, love the Star Wars one, too.

"Is phony degree! Luchenko learn nothing!"

Are we entirely sure that "she" isn't the human pile of failure known as Jim Treacher? This is kinda his schtick.

Regrettable, yes. But it definitely got a reaction. What a line to have to deliver. Damn, Marcia Brady was crazy racist!

They popped up on Parks and Recreation as a fan-service joke about Ben's LtC t-shirt.

Christine Taylor calling Rachel True a "negroid." Holy shit.

I want to give you 2 upvotes: One for the joke, and one for your screenname/avatar.

Angry Fairuza Balk is terrifying…ly awesome.

Here, here! The Craft is great and highly entertaining, and if you disagree, then I question your judgement.

They're totally in my face!

The GOAT Drake dis.

2001 all day. Every time it comes back to theaters, I go watch it. It's so fucking incredible.

Scream was an incredibly fun movie theater experience. I remember watching the movie on video later and thinking, "This isn't nearly as good as I remember it being."

"Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in Death Wish 9."
"I wish I was dead."

Still one of my all-time favorites.

As a grumpy old DJ, I thoroughly enjoy all the DJ jokes and general anti-DJ sentiment in this season.

*Liser