I remember the first time I went to a full-on Maundy Thursday service. It was some kick-ass theater.

Remember when we used to make out to this hymn?

I have a lot of respect for the Jesuits because they are very, very serious about education—and having education be rigorous and fact-based, not just a neverending cascade of dogma that you WILL believe, dammit! They want you to come to the faith on your own, and for it to be a highly informed decision. I wish more…

His tiny bit of screen time in this was perfect and hilarious.

Or, as Angie Jordan put it, "Don't do impressions of other races."

Where "that scene" is "every scene he's in." He's so fucking good—just the right kind of funny when he needs to be, just the right kind of lame dad when he needs to be, just the right kind of great dad when he needs to be.

13. I hated GnR. I still do, but it's harder to hate them now that they're hilarious garbage.

"Where's Axl? Hi, Axl!"

He's from Houston, where half the population makes strip club rap, and *this* is the ultimate stripper song to him?

By far the best rendition.

Liz: And without me, you'd still be doing local commercials for store-brand douches!
Jenna: Well, joke's on you, because that wasn't a commercial. I don't know what that was!

Wicky wicky fresh cowboy from the wesside

"I find Brown to be a fascinating, conflicting character in US history. His story is strange and glorious and ugly and uplifting."

Dude is crazy talented and a perpetual charisma machine. If this is his best performance, then I definitely want to see it.

I think I'm legit tempted. This article—and the ensuing discussion—is making me think this movie is actually worth a couple hours, even if I might ultimately think it fails. That's more than I ever thought I'd say about a Michael Bay flick.

"Like [X] on acid, and the acid's on steroids!"

She's Italian. Maybe Filipino.

Pretty far from groundbreaking, but worth checking out. Solid, well done stupidity. Better than expected, even.

Ah, that redheaded spitfire Tammi Littlenut. She was so, so good on Strangers With Candy (I recall reading somewhere that Tammi was supposed to be a one-and-done character, but Maria Thayer was so good that they made her a series regular), and I love seeing her pop up elsewhere.

Sexy Mrs. Magoo!