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That's definitely up there, but I think my favorite has to be the re-creation of the infamous sleeping-against-the-tree kill. That entire sequence is hilarious.

You take that back! Jason X is hilarious, entertaining garbage.

That's a good way of putting it. It also felt like it slowly moved from "OK, this is dumb, but we're not trying to be dumb" to "Fuck it, let's just be gleefully dumb!"

I find myself referencing kayfabe an awful lot whenever discussing politics or political media. The kayfabe is strong in those areas.

Way to get that money, Lanny!

He broke 10,000 guitars and never drew a dime!

"Ed Leslie…fookin'…main evented Starrcade!"

I just now listened to it for the first time and holy shit, is it amazing.

Rude was a boss in the ring, and he was excellent at getting heat so as to build up babyfaces (and how great was that Rick Rude/Jake Roberts feud? So much talent at work there), so I can understand why the WWF held him where they did for so long, but still…he deserved to get more shine than he did.

Slick with the Roger Rabbit at the end.

The Genius Lanny Poffo was a pretty hilarious gimmick.

At first skim, I read "Barry Windham" but it registered as "Barry Horowitz," and I thought, "When did Barry Horowitz even have a gimmick besides patting himself on the back and losing?"

Macho Man Randy Savage mysteriously started covering himself up around that time, too.

Rick Rude was able to coax some legitimately good matches out of Warrior, which shows you just how good Rick Rude was.

He wasn't kind of awesome, he was just plain awesome. He was a fantastic combination of creepy as fuck and talented in the ring.

"Finding his roots," aka how One Man Gang became Akeem the African Dream. Truly a milestone in race relations.

His brief program as Kamala with Hulk Hogan was by far the highlight of Harris's life. The rest of his life is depressing as fuck: http://bleacherreport.com/a…

"Do you know what Saba Simba means?"
"Yes, it means seven lions."
"No, it means room service"