That's an old conservative saw. "You can't call yourself tolerant if you aren't tolerant of intolerance!"

True story: Wingnuts get around that contradiction by arguing that Islam isn't a religion. In their estimation, it is merely a political movement that masquerades as a religion.

Daaaaaaavid HarrrrrSANyi!

Terrorist Fist Jab(tm)!

Also: "Look out! He's got a board with a nail in it!"

It's very off-putting.

If it's said on Breitbart, you can take it to the bank!

The conservatives I see insisting that Orwell was a conservative do so by insisting either A) that all his pro-socialism writing was satire (a la Animal Farm), or B) that he recanted his socialism late in life, realizing it had all been a terrible mistake (a la their legend that John Lennon became a Reaganite in his…

Space Jam: "Michael Jordan uses the help of beloved children's characters from the 1950s (a simpler time in America's history) to beat back foreign invaders who wish to take away our freedoms."

The Wicker Man: "Shows the dangers of feminism."

That's my new favorite summary of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. "Mocks public schools and liberal teaching." Out-freaking-standing.

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Debatable Whether Conservative: Team America: World Police
"While is clearly pro-military, pro-America, and anti-Hollywood, the movie is riddled with liberal values, including toilet humor and vulgar language throughout. Also, in the movie's foul mouthed theme song, it says yay to abortion, slavery, pornography, and…

Right. Because if you impose the correct notions of morality, safety, and decency on everyone…well, that's just good Founding Fathersism like Jebus wrote in the Declaration of Constitution.

Wow. That sounds…well, definitely stupid, but not so good odds on funny.

So a regular old libertarian, then.

What 30 Rock thing? I missed that, and I'm sure it's stupid and funny!

The batteries I use are called Duracell
They last me 3 weeks, so they do me well

Oh, it is. In fact, I pretty much abandoned the real game in favor of it.

The best part is playing the Warriors-themed "Streets of Rage" knockoff arcade game at the hangout.