I've developed an MO for my fictional kidnappers, and part of that MO is that they crap on me!

It sure is! Just remember: The customer is always right.

"Somebody get jiggy with something!"

3Barber 3Shop? No? OK, then.

No bots at all? That sounds…stupid. And pretty much a dealbreaker for me. Oh well. Thanks for the info, though.

Well, that sucks about offline play. Also: Does online play have to be a full 20 vs 20 humans? Or can you just pick a few people to play with? I'm not really an online gamer, obviously, but I would be interested in playing this game with some geographically dispersed friends, provided we can set up the game to just be…

His version of "Reach Out I'll be There" is wonderfully funky.

"Unlike Mayfield’s version, nowhere in the song does Ramey sing, “Your black and white power has grown to be a crumblin’ tower.” "

Moranis is a goddamn genius in this movie.

The drum programming on "Rock the Bells" is pretty crazy. My friend remade the beat from scratch, and he said it took a really long time to get all those hi-hats and drum fills programmed.

One note: LL's from Queens, not Long Island.

Why don't we take a five-minute break? Smoke if ya got 'em!

Or Slim Jesus.

The episode where the teacher for the gifted students tries to put on some sort of fair thingy for them to show off their talents and whatnot. The whole episode. It really captured the stupidity and the sadness and the earnestness of it. This teacher is breaking her neck trying to encourage and celebrate the kids, but…

The best part of Pizza the Hutt is when the glob of pepperoni and cheese falls into his mouth while he's talking.

Also: "He's going down there…. I wouldn't."

I do that "what a woild, what a woild!" thing a lot. It's an irresistible quote.

Pizza to go! HAHAHAHA!

BULLSHIT! STOP! I ORDER YOU! STOOOOOOOOOOP!

This is not Mel Brooks' best movie. Far from it, even. But it is probably my favorite. My god, do I love this stupid, stupid, hilarious movie.