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Captain Assholay
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Is it safe to assume that this episode made everybody with deceased grandparents miss them terribly?

The poorly educated inmate is probably my favorite character because I still see that a lot today: People who are ignorant but try to use highfalutin' language to cover up for it, misuse said language, and just make themselves look more ridiculous with each sentence.

I still bust out "fuck the cup—just pour it in my hands!" occasionally.

Yeah, she was generally the weakest of the bunch.

The use of the "Halloween" music was outright brilliant.

Commence operation something about H Jon Benjamin gets a show and his ex begs him to take her back, so then Cyril commits suicide…. Swear to god I had something for this.

I don't understand this situation.

The interviews would take up at least three times as much space as the music.

Sample clearances are definitely a factor. I read a great explanation from a guy who used to work in sample clearance. Of course, I can't find it now, but the gist of it is that reissuing an album opens it up to new clearance claims.

Bingo

It was the "ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!" punchline that got everybody. So fucking good.

That's why they call it The Palisades, bro.

Shit, I totally missed that. I was just alarmed by It being on the roof, I didn't even catch whose form It had taken.

Yeah, that's a good way of putting it. It's not really a jump scare, but it has that effect as your brain goes "Oh, there's another person—OH SHIT!"

Geez, now that you mention it, Babadook really squandered a golden opportunity to use Cypress Hill's "Hand on the Pump." "Duke, duke, duke"—BABA—"duke, duke, duke"

You don't HAVE to get the pitchfork, but it really fucks Jason's shit up, and it's not that hard to get, so it's recommended.

I ended up beating it because at some point, it became some sort of strange goal. Like, "Goddammit, I am going to beat this fucking game so I can say I did it and move on!" And so I finally did it, and it took forever, but it was definitely gratifying to get the pitchfork and finally kill Jason for the third time.

Not quite: 100% of construction, 100% of maintenance, and profit on top of that. After all, they're not going to let you have it at cost, right?

No, Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers.

My exact reaction. Followed by the realization that Michael Myers showing up at Galt's Gulch would be so fucking awesome and I would actually buy a ticket to that movie.