Geez, coach, this is rough stuff.

Dibs on using Backwater Dingleberries as a band name!

They have names like Lenny, whereas black people have names like Carl.

Pussai!

First one is still funny. Second one is not funny, but harmless. Third one is offensively terrible.

Commence operation…something about I rescue Lana and she begs me to take her back, so then Cyril commits suicide….

That is the greatest one.

My friends and I got similarly snookered into renting The Stoned Age back in college, and it turned out to be quite the entertaining flick. It's dumb and fun and nicely quotable. "I'd kick his ass if it wasn't for his massive upper body strength."

"And I agree that Ayn Rand's books are needlessly wordy but she is pretty good at writing stories from the point of view of the super villains."

It truly is a tremendous gift to the English language. The commenter who came up with that is the hero we deserve.

Na na na na na na na na FISHING!

Bitch Pleeze was a great bit.

Love it.

I don't like reggae in general, but white reggae is the fucking worst. I cannot fucking stand those people and their horrible fake patois and disgusting whitey dreads and DEAR GOD, SOMEBODY CHAIN THEM ALL TO THE BOTTOM OF A PORT-A-POTTY!

I know I'm supposed to like Flying Lotus, but I just don't.

I'm a big fan of Fey, Poehler, and Fey & Poehler, but that movie does not look good. The only part of the trailer that made me even chuckle was John Cena saying, "My safe word is 'keep going'."

Exactly. Puffy pushed him to do dumb commercial shit to get paid, and he did. Biggie got to do what he really wanted to do on the album cuts. The formula worked pretty well. Can't really argue with the results—he got paid, but he also made some really good hardcore hip-hop joints.

Kanye is a perfectly competent artist whose biggest skill is convincing hordes of people that he's actually a transcendentally great artist.

Prince. All day and every day Prince. I respect his talent, but I have exactly zero interest in his music, which is just so very lame to me. Also, on the personal level, he seems like an enormously pompous choad. Fuck Prince.

And that especially works if you say it the way David Brent says "How are ya? Come on in." at the beginning of the "If You Don't Know Me By Now" video.
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