Chuck will forever be an icon and a true giant in the world of hip-hop. But good god is his bitter old man schtick embarrassing.

Or sext apes.

Perfecto

That's my new favorite fact.

Oh, most assuredly. And I'll relay a lot of jokes about upper-middle class people, complete with the undercurrent of contempt when saying "upper-middle class."

With my $300, I'm going to find a somebody named Flimshaw and make him Chris Bosh's teammate.

Hole in one!

It really is a solid way to test the waters.

Can we give a moment of appreciation to the whale biologist? What a strange and hilarious character. "The suit was ugly. Whale biologist!"

Someday, I'm going to walk among rich people and constantly quote Judge Whitey, and it will be glorious.

I must admit that it took me a bit to get the Coney Island Whitefish joke. Oh, you sneaky Futurama writers!

I use "hey, that's what rich people eat. The garbage parts of the food," an awful lot, mostly because it's true: Rich people eat some disgusting crap.

…didn't come true.

YES! Man, I wish that Onyx one were on Youtube. I mean, the Snoop and Cypress Hill ones are up there, and they're great, but that Onyx one is the pick of the litter.

…oh no….

The kids' raft sitting almost perfectly still in a pond.

"What? No. I'm…guy who just took a shower." So ridiculous and hilarious.

You can say that again!

Yeah, the Coop undercutting is so fucking perfect. Brutally funny.

Another shocking twist!