Amy's "maybe she's right about the lipstick" was a great touch.

Fonduuuuuuuuuue with cheddar.

Listen, Coop - last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, *cut*. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and…

My butt itches.

I wanna hear more about the bounced checks. Remember the rumors a few years back that ICP rakes in like $10 million a year? They kinda soft-denied that, and the figure does sound inflated, but I didn't think they'd be unable to pay their acts.

NBA all-star Dirk Nowitzki shooting at you with a BB gun!

"I fuckin' hate Steve Guttenberg."

The "walk a mile in my shoes" storyline is so great. When Frank busts into the apartment, shotguns a can of cat food, and collapses on the bed clutching his stomach…so amazing.

I was kind of astonished that Sinbad actually worked and was funny, but man…he totally worked and was funny.

What the hell are you laughing at? I'm just telling the truth!

People do like the way she says "ham."

I also liked preppy suck-up Andy (i.e. Andy Classic). It made for some really funny stuff with Dwight.

He was insanely funny on Party Down. Such a great upbeat, slightly demented weirdo.

"Oh, I was confused because the scoreboard says something different."

Koening's "good question!" is just so perfect.

If my massage therapist ever told me I was retaining a lot of grump, I would tip her a million percent (give or take a few hundred thousand).

I love the crap out of the delivery of that line.

You people are fit to be tied.

The thing that continues to amaze me about O'Reilly is that his show is formatted like a read-along storybook record: The words appear on the screen, and then he reads the words to his audience. One of the foundational assumptions of his show is that his audience is illiterate.

That was a Hall of Fame segment.