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YES! That was my favorite bit. So classic.

Yes to Jenny Slate and Ben Schwartz as Mona-Lisa and Jean-Ralphio. They were perfect.

My Single, "My Single Is Dropping," is dropping.

The satanic funeral line might just be my favorite one of the entire episode.

And to this day, I pronounce it gee-wack-a-mole.

"You didn't expect us to even go to a museum, much less steal this ancient heat-seeking missile."

I watched Megiddo: The Omega Code 2 back in the early aughts. That shit was hilarious.

The Craft is amazingly entertaining.

I can accept the notion that it's satire, but if it is, then it's pretty poor satire. Basically, it's a bad movie, but it is hilarious and entertaining in a way that only a bad movie can be.

Showgirls can stay. Billy Madison can get the fuck out.

"Vietnam vets come back looking like one-armed pests"

"Return of the Crooklyn Dodgers" y'all! Chubb Rock maintains his streak of coming off the hardest on a posse cut.

First and foremost: This movie looks terrible. Absolutely, irredeemably fucking terrible. Not even "so bad it's good" terrible. Just straight-up terrible.

I recall ElimiDate as being the sluttiest—and therefore best—of the bunch. Like, it was basically a very thin veil over "Here's a total slut. Here's a total slut of the opposite gender. Let's see what happens!"

He can probably be proud that he stumbled on this goose that laid golden eggs that also hatched into geese that laid golden eggs. I mean, he got up to 5 layers of spin-offs on that shit!

Survivor for Complete Morons is a show I would watch. Why didn't they pitch I Love Money as that?

I assume I'm supposed to read "that's some fine police work, there" in Chief Wiggum's voice.

And then she's still there in the background. Love it.

"Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" brings us two fantastic lines: