"Your head has these bumps that makes the scissors go all screwy!"
"YOUR head's gonna have bumps in a minute!"

"I'm very very sorry that I took your precious flaaaaaaag!"
"Just don't do it anymore, you scurvy scallawaaaaaag!"

Ow! Quit kicking! This is why your foot hurts!

Dad is in the background, putting a suitcase into the car. Mom and Billy are in the foreground, leaning in a speaking furtively to each other. Repurposed lines:

It's funny because it's true! Man, did I abuse the clear plastic binder gambit back in the day.

"Well Hiroke-san, when I asked him, he asked what business it was of mine and conjectured that my mother was a prostitute."

That really was an amazing sketch. Shark head pizza bagels!

Pretty much anytime I see the words "good news," I say it in my internal monologue like Farnsworth. And at least 75% of the time, I follow it with, "I'm a horse's butt." Really, how could I not?

Ditto. It's quite the useful and great quote.

There's a great rule of thumb for Ron/Rand Paul—or really just libertarians in general—that says they can sound perfectly reasonable and sane for about 5 minutes, but then will sharply veer off into crazyville. This guy couldn't even make it 5 seconds. Yikes.

Don't you see? He's a renegade truth-teller in a world gone mad, and we just can't deal with it! He's one outrageous dude who's totally in our faces!

"Amateur" just means "hasn't done more than a few scenes yet." They kind of make that point in the doc (which I thought was…meh. Pretty superficial when it could've been something more interesting), along with the point that because "amateur" is among the most sought-after stuff, once you've done your 2-3 scenes and…

Yeah, if it was already brickwalled when it got to the mastering guy, then he sure as hell can't be blamed for it.

You had to bring spines into this!

I've tried to use that joke before, and some people simply don't get it. Of course, I am no Billy West with the delivery.

Uhhhh…a grayish blob?

"Make it a double!"

"Okay, I gotta break down that gate, beat up those three guards, steal that chopper, and rescue Bender. Hey, I did it! Wait, that's not me."

"This is the maximum level of being with me!" is a genius line.

That joke is so on the nose, but man, do I love the crap out of it.