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Captain Assholay
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I most assuredly used that line when I bought a house. And I continue to use it whenever I'm engaged in some sort of home maintenance/repair/improvement activity. (I do switch to "30 Rock" upon completion, though, as a successful project will end with me giving myself a hearty "Yes! Hornberger!"

Well, Nas and Salaam Remi definitely settled into a two-part formula:

Sure have. These current cats? No stage presence at all, no idea how to engage with a crowd.

"If I want to see awkward rap pretty much all it takes is a live performance."

THRILLHO

I've never actually quoted it, but whenever I see or hear the words "dirty boy" (or "dirty girl," for that matter), my brain automatically renders them in Morgan's voice.

BLOODY CHUNDAH!

I think the Robot Devil one is better overall, but "When push comes to shove/You've gotta do what you love/Even if it's not a good idea" is probably the best lyric out of any Futurama song.

Jim Russell's Records rules.

The Giant Brain as Lord Brainly introducing himself by saying, "I'm a gigantic brain!" is insanely funny.

With Channing Tatum as Abraham Lincoln!

Richard Dean Anderson just pissed off the wrong Richard Dean Anderson fans!

Fine merchandise, eh, DuClark?

With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

"After you." *closes car door*

Yeah, later he does, once he figures out that she's in cahoots with Avon.

I always laugh at the scene of Marlo having sex with Devonne in his car. It's pretty much exactly the way somebody like Marlo would have sex: Pure economy of movement, not giving a shit about the girl, just throw both the used condom and her out of the car afterward.

Nah, the New York boys were the Wal-Mart of heroin. Me personally, I think it's time Wal-Mart went home.

Duffman is fucking phenomenal. Of course, his quality declined as the along with the overall quality of The SImpsons, but good lord, was he funny at first. "That brown patch could use some H2-O! OH YEAH!"

That was so bad, I think you gave me cancer!