IF WE'RE DESCENDED FROM MONKEYS, WHY ARE THERE STILL MONKEYS?

As someone who is agnostic but who still enjoys actual, thoughtful discussion of theology and the interface between religion and society, I too say wholeheartedly that Fred is a treasure.

Bobby the Brain on Tito Santana:

Crowd went apeshit when he almost beat Daniel Bryan in that Elimination Chamber match.

Brady Boone

Perfectly played

"OK, that could be for me."
"It's not! It's for her!"

This exchange is one of my favorites from the entire series:

"Hook & Sling" is pretty well-known in hip-hop circles—it's been sampled a ton over the years.

Eat a dick, Aaron Fuchs.

C'MON, DINKINS, YER KILLIN' ME!

I still do Liz's hand gesture (the one that involves rubbing the backs of your hands together) to indicate sex.

I also liked him exclaiming, "Idiot!" while impersonating Tracy to Jack.

"Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest person in the room is…off-putting."

"That guy wanted to buy you a drink!"
"Really? I already have a drink…do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?"

One of the greatest sitcom speeches ever written. Just top-to-bottom hilarious, perfectly in character, and beautifully delivered by Dean Winters. Absolute classic moment.

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp.

Let me chop it. Let. Me. Chop. It!

The clear winner is Redman "Time 4 Sum Akshun"

Grasshopper B