Wiz Kagina

I also like when he uses the wrong pictures for people, i.e. Bud Bundy as Grandmaster B for Mac Miller, Ellen DeGeneres for Asher Roth, and the best one of all, an old-timey minstrel show cartoon for Souljah Boy.

That's my favorite one.

"A Blaffair to Rememblack"

I can't believe that didn't catch on as a catchphrase.

"Put down the mimosas…BITCH!"

And what's awesome about Dennis Duffy is EVERYTHING.

You can do whatever you want to me!

From the same episode:

I'm sure I'm not the only one here who still says "Hornberger!" at moments of small triumph.

No, it's gotta be Roar Her, Gem Her.

"As we all know, the decadent Western journalist-spy Laura Ling left us because she can't party as hard as we can. I know, right?"

"But Krakowski's comedic timing is just perfect. "This film will be directed by Michael Bay…o Scott Baio's brother." Fucking perfect."

"I hate hate hate the way she got there but damn it if the results weren't great anyway."

I'm not hearing it, Liz.

Bingo. Judging by regular-episode standards, the pilot is around a C. Judging by pilot-episode standards, it's more like a B.

You could talk about Nigeria, people used to laugh at ya
Now I take a look, I see USA for Africa?!?

Turkey bacon is a goddamn travesty. "It's just like real bacon!" they say as they try to get you to eat it. No. It is nothing like real bacon. It is disgusting. Never believe anybody who tries to tell you that fake meat is "just like" the meat it's imitating. They are filthy liars.

It sure is!

The Cook's rants about the plight of the small businessman are hilarious.