Yeah, and that just made me mad at McCartney. Shut the fuck up and let Al release "Chicken Pot Pie," you holier-than-thou fuckface.

I love the opening of "Fun Run" with Michael trying to put a happy face on the results of "The Job."

I always took it as David deciding that it wasn't going to be worth it to argue with Michael about it because Michael would dig his heels in really deep and simply insist upon his version. But your interpretation is much nicer.

"I am here against my will. Am I not allowed to have any fun?!?"

"It's a presentation tool."
"YOU'RE a presentation tool!"

The Pam/Dwight plots never failed, did they? She definitely had a way of playing along with his nuttiness and mining it for laughs without ever overtly making it a joke.

Why will there be no Season 4 reviews?

One of my favorite Michael Scott moments: David informs Michael that he won't be getting the corporate job. Michael insists that David accept his retraction of his name from being considered for the corporate job. Classic Michael, rewriting the truth even as it's happening.

That song is absolute comedic brilliance. Every bit of it.

Yeah, Karen had her shit together. Ann Perkins definitely did not.

You mean Cafe Disco? That is a great one.

Ha, that's right, I forgot that it warrants two entries:
1)Breasts: Not anything to write home about
2) Flat-chested

"Jan and I have a safe word in case things go too far: foliage. If one of us says that word, the other one has to stop…. Although last time, she pretended that she didn't hear me."

Yeah, I know about Pat Smear. But Pap Schmear is still right there for the taking! Somebody make it happen!

Yeah, Jan is portrayed as pretty sexually voracious/adventurous, whereas Michael wants sex but is essentially terrified of it.

"What is a pap smear? Or is it pap schmear?"
"OK, new topic."

Andy: "Halfsies"
Dwight [snatching away Andy's candy bar]: "No. Wholesies."

"Time is what he's indicating there…."

"I've had it with these jackbooted thugs!"
"Pottery Barn?"

It's such a gleefully demented episode of television, it's kind of astounding. I love that Kramer somehow actually booked Jim Fowler.