There's two really cute girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese! Cheese, George, cheese!

"I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple" is an amazing line.

Cannot believe they didn't ask him about this one. He was so unbelievably funny in that role. Just pitch perfect. "Adam, God loves you. Why don't you go let him love you someplace else for a while? Jerri, although I am capable of infinite forgiveness, you are really testing the limits of infinity!"

Pretty sure D'Souza's stuff gets the evangelical church distribution/field trip marketing treatment, whereas Shruggalos aren't much for church basements.

And they're presented in the form of a read-along storybook. So yeah…he definitely knows his audience.

"Yo Herc, what if your mother and father never met?"

"Democrats are keeping black people on the new plantation called welfare, but black people are too stupid and/or easily bribed to understand that!" is the GOP's idea of minority outreach.

There was also that bit during the terrible D'Angelo Vickers run where Michael makes a promo video for the Dundies where he pretends to be everybody in the office, and his impression of Jim is, for some reason, a California surfer bro.

For whatever reason, I think the fact that they cut away from Kelly's talking head as she's in the middle of "b-a-n-a-n-a-s" is hilarious.

And somehow, Charles Miner was even worse, putting Kevin at the reception desk and making Stanley his "productivity czar."

There's that wonderful moment when Michael's behavior turns from attention-seeking/trying to prove some silly point to legitimately wanting Darryl to tell him a reason he should keep living. The fact that Darryl responds with those backhanded compliments ("And Jan…lovely Jan….") helps make it darkly funny instead of…

"OK. Best apology video yet."

Krasinski's delivery really drives that one home.

Lonny: Dude, please, tell your girl to shut up.

No, no. It was insufferable and pretentious overrated Gen-X crap.

There aren't enough upvotes in the world to give to this.

That was a quality joke. Also: His drink is Grenadine.

I like when he just announces to Darryl, "I am declining to speak first." That's quality Michael Scott right there.

Even for the Internet, it's pretty shocking.

I am taking a calculated risk. What’s the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing. What’s the downside? I date Michael Scott publicly and collapse on myself like a dying star.