Didn't you see Watson on Jeopardy?

The one year they had some broad that cooked at an IHOP. They also had some chick who carried spittle in the corners of her mouth at all times. There is no way I would let these people into my home, much less let them cook a $30 risotto for me.

You fat cow…
I can't wait to see like 30 more short order cooks pretend to be Chef d'Cuisine.

I wonder if Marcel is into fat chicks or if he just simply dates women who don't smash his face with beer bottles.

Straight from Wikipedia
"On Season 8 of Top Chef, Paula Deen starred as a guest judge of both the Quickfire and Elimination Challenges. At the final judge's table, Paula Deen mentioned how much she enjoys sucking shrimp head."

I told my wife I'd like to see naked pictures of Paula Deen posted to the internet. Her franchise would crumble like her 10-sticks-of-butter-pie crusts.

…or like Red Dead Redemption meets Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare.

…as is Michael Moore.

Phucking Pharmacists.

Who is this Quesadilla?
…and who taught her such efficient Krav Magaw?

Like Spawn's? Does that mean it's accompanied by a really shitty soundtrack of metal/rap combos?

This show will only be interesting
…if Meatloaf crushes the head of NeNe in a vice.

Hmmmm
I am distrustful of this article. It mentions HBO and stevedores without reference to "The Wire." I think AV Club hates black people.

I think Alison Brie is above average - but she does seem to have an attractive personality, so that helps. January Jones does nothing for me. Christina Hendricks is just hot.

They need to negotiate…
…a new face for that Peggy girl.

I want to dip my balls in it.
Yes I do.

That Frances Bean…
…sure stands a chance. Doesn't she? Right?

@Donald - Does he have to kill the children to do this? I'm working on a mural in my dungeon and would like to duplicate the effect with as minimal of legal repercussions as possible.

This is all fine and dandy…
…but someone PLEASE tell me how he makes it look like light is coming out of the windows!!!

Wow. You guys are totally saying the same thing but in different ways; and unnecessarily! Now I'm starting to get why you enjoy bland British humor!