I wish I was smart enough…
…to find Gervais funny. Alas, I am a dull American.

I was in Jersey once. I saw a Bentley dealership two blocks from an hourly rate motel. That's a nice state you've got there.

Now Caret, I was born a fat piece of boring and am prone to putting trite shit on the interwebs. You've really gone and hurt my feelings.

Always bet on black…
…

Funny you should say that - I hate Springsteen as much as I hate poor people, which is a lot!

If taking advantage of retards…
…could earn you this much money, then why are all the kids I went to Jr. High with working at the Shell station?

This would've been taken much more seriously…
…had Tommy first achieved the backing of Dr. Feelgood.

I'll never read King again…
…after I invested years in the Gunslinger saga and he wrote himself into it. A third grader could've sealed that series better.

Shoegazers from San Francisco…
…and you don't mention Black Rebel Motorcycle Club as an influence? Shame!

Agreed. Rubicon was the bomb. This was canceled by the same AIDS-mongers that denied the Wire its Emmy(s).

I only wish the 'Subway' episode was real and it was Jared caught between the train and the platform.

Next article…
…needs to be on the Homicide episode 'Subway.' I'm fairly certain Vincent D'Onofrio won an emmy for his guest appearance. For those with children, I imagine Dolls Eyes was impacting; but 'Subway' was just a toaster-to-the-face contemplation of mortality.

If it's part of the delivery style of the comedian, does it still warrant such hatred? I mean, guys like Tosh and Jeselnik seem to wrap their jokes in a "dickhead frat boy" package for a purpose, not as a result of their own self-worth. Most comedians hate themselves.

The proper terminology would be - "CancerGrey you."

Recommendation for you Hipster -

Hipster - you went to see a Jackman/Ryan chick-flick and then you're upset that it has plot holes and poor directing?

Damnit - just noticed I was already beaten to this humor.

I can't wait…
…to see Jim-Xiao get executed for looking up "freedom" on Google. Pam-jiao will console herself by trying to have a male child with Liu-Dwight.

Don't we hear this regularly?
This type of comment gets ignored when it comes from man-hating beastly women, but when it's formerly semi-attractive actresses who have bombed their last ten movies we then decide to throw a fit.

Looks like her ass got a little too big for her britches.