Thank you, HF.

Lobsters - a tad bit more sarcasm. It was a little too understated for my taste.

Yes, her legs are stellar. Baby got just enough back too. She could tell jokes into my microphone any day.

That did sound gay, but I won't judge you.

I was initially impressed at what I thought would be an obscure reference and you filthy hipsters have proven that Launchpad was much more popular than I initially suspected.

Hmmm…
Now that I think about it, Darkwing Duck is very similar to the Dark Knight except for the existence of a motorized unicycle riding robot duck sidekick.

He does seem like he belongs on the cover of "Houses of the Holy."

Nick Coppola…
May have walked out to pick up his children from daycare. Someone has to take care of Kal-El, Lois Lane, and Jimmy Olsen.

I'm with Arsenio. Katy Perry is smoking hot and has obvious daddy/religious repression issues which would make her a goddess in the sack. Bieber is undeserving of that.

Just checking…
Am I the only one who thinks it would be riotous to have Lady Gaga deflower Justin Bieber? The difficulty would be determining the gender roles. Now that would be bluffin' with your muffin'.

Pea-Gate
Here's a link to Tom Colicchio's blog on the Bravo site where he discusses the issue. He claims that the producers hadn't informed anyone of the issue and that the judges didn't know about it until last night. While I generally respect this show, I declare shenanigans. At a minimum, they should've asked…

Damn you Oliver…
Proving yourself right through the actions of others.

You're right, allow me to restate. I meant he was acting like a bitch.

I write for Ad Age…
…how will I ever get notoriety?! Certainly not through my writing. I know… I should bitch about the historical accuracy of a fictional lunch interview that appeared on a television show! Then I should go home and change my tampon.

Jane, you ignorant slut. No one ethnicity or religion got preferential treatment in the concentration camps. Hitler liked Aryans, hated most everyone else and showed that by gassing, torturing, and killing lots of people (for people: see whites, blacks, jews, other). Stop being a bunch of pansy-asses, unite, and…

I'm personally a big fan of shaming all white people into never having frank discussions on race or ethnicity. Fuck you, whitey… fuck you hard.

Diarrhea…
Most of these comics blow. Johnagin is by far the best.

The "Steamer" is on your chest. The "Hot Plate" is the face. That's the way I've always heard it going down.

Agreed. I have a zero-shit tolerance policy. In fact, if the guy in the stall next to me has the sputters, I'll end my routine early just to avoid possible debris.

Really?
Their bassist caught bird shit in the face and you guys wanted them to go on with the show? While I realize there are people who pay to have their faces shit on or who actively search for such things on the internet… the average human being would declare a sick day after getting a Cleveland Hot Plate from a…