Fair enough. What I know of her is:
mtv gig
NAKED
selective science nutter

Some goddamn razor sharp fucking satire right here. Holy fucking shit it's goddamned Jonathan motherfucking Swift back from the grave, ready to eat Irish kids, only instead of A Modest Proposal, it's Modern! Contemporary! Of The Twitter Age! It might seem too much for most to grasp, though, so I'll break it down…

Come on, she's not a psycho hose beast, just severely and tragically misinformed and not educated enough to be as skeptical as she should have. You know that picture that floated around email fwds a few years back, a 30s-style drawing of a little girl doing math and saying fuck it i'll be a stripper? That's her…

OK, now I'm pretty much certain you get stoned all day and peruse /b/ and AVC.

YES
YES
NO
YES

HE STARTED IT! THIS ISN'T FAIR!

OK LOOK I KNOW I MIGHT COME ACROSS AS A DICK BUT I AM PATHOLOGICALLY PEDANTIC IT'S A SICKNESS

Usually Illuminati are much more circumspect about knowing each other.

Which will take him to the Hotel California!

Then give No Quarter.

Probably until we're In My Time of Dying.

It's a constant war. A Battle of Evermore, one might say.

It gets All Of My Love.

See, that's weird! because I'd guess a roofie suppository would be WAY more difficult.

While I agree that it's the Canadians who were ignored, complaining that the Iranian students were portrayed as savages is valid. They were young men took hostage representatives of a country that deliberately emplaced a corrupt puppet in order to become prosperous based on Iran's resources. Did they take it too…

We have a hat?

fingers? why you no tentacle?

The Last Starfighter had that!

For anyone missing the reference:
http://www.rollingstone.com…

haha, fuck you, 37!