She's also a former smoker. My impression is that years of drawing on cigarettes strengthens the muscles around the mouth, which tends to contribute to duckface.

That's not a Ratt song! Everyone knows they only have two!

Ah, Rob: ahead of your time. When I was 13 and had just discovered old Priest, I had no idea what that song was about - zero. But now…

ARE YOU NOT?!

Which one, "Body Talk" or "Round and Round"?

I would have gone with moon boots.

lol wtf is kayne?

Counterpoint:
http://www.newyorker.com/ma…

So uncalled for.

Of COURSE not!

I thought it didn't prevent that particular kind of meat from being eaten as it is, after a little while, returned intact to its owner.

"finger" paint

I like this song:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

He's got a VERY SoCal intonation, bordering on SNL's "The Californians" territory. For me it's a callback to The Dead Milkmen **ducks flying bottles** and it actually works, although it's not what I'd call a good singing voice. It's bratty and "punky".

And now I'm hearing Gloria/Sofia Vergara singing this.

I like to read this in a stereo typical Jamaican accent.

To be fair, Helms Alee is directing all the attention north of Portland.

his sole is worn out.

I upvoted this sheerly because the expression on his face in your avatar fits perfectly.

Are you sure your name isn't Zapped starring Scott Baio?