So, pretty much just old racist jokes about how $ETHNICITY is so dumb and/or perverted, except $ETHNICITY is The Fantastic Four.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I just wanted to brag about my ACDC collection.

It's A Long Way to the Top, If You Wanna Rock and Roll

"backwards-baseball-cap-and-sleeveless-T" color

I was going to say, the sim needs that asshole to make it reflect real life. I hate those guys. It's fun as hell to jump around and bounce off your fellow metalheads, and when everyone is into crowdsurfing and stage diving, that's great too, but those dicks that start punching, or swinging their arms in the classic…

Awesome. I lost my glasses in my first moshpit at a Pungent Stench show (I believe Acheron opened). Had no idea what I was doing so I crouched down to find them, because I need those, you know? Found half, lens all scratched to shit and useless, before my more experienced friends yanked me upright, thereby…

What venues still allow stage diving?

YOUR MOM'S INTO $5 HOOKERS

Or Mark Hamill

oh ho ho 11 minutes look at mr braggypants here. HOWS IT FEEL IN YOUR IVORY FUCKIN TOWER. at least I'm productive the entire commercial break!

He can drink wine with no glass, like the Donnie Darko wormhole visualization but instead of spacetime it's, you know, Merlot.

And as I recall, even A7X got banned but then reinstated, presumably due to popular request.

I'm at lunch, so I'm allowed.

Would have preferred

Really? I've always heard he was nice, and he came across as a normal dude in interviews. With, you know, 2 meter hair.

I liked quite a few songs offa Start A War. Skinnyman had a great breakdown as I recall, and Just In Case was very relatable for a certain period in my life. Night Terrors and My Damnation bring the angst, and Brain Fog is a great little evil disco instrumental.

Fuckin own it, man. " one day he just sort of reached into his secret teenage hiding place and whipped it out and showed it to me." is amazing. I WISH I could write double entendres that hilarious.

Don't all movies flatter facism? That's at least 75% of why these people are onscreen, after all.

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