As soon as I saw that the patient's asexuality was cured, I knew there would be outraged advocates of asexuality and critics of Dan Savage taking to the internets.

I know, right. I would say that Brandy needs to get laid, but that might be insensitive and cause for an outraged missive.

As an educator with entitled students, I should note that an A is not the default grade. You don't have to justify why something is not an A, but why something is.

It was most definitely schtick but, rather than find it boring, I found it grating. The old my-wife-why-I-oughta act died with Borschtbelt vaudeville. Sweet jesus that was irritating. They deserve each other.

You forgot about the sheep and the sellouts, which is everyone else.

Mel Brooks played the standup philosopher in History of the World, Pt. 1.

To the best of my knowledge, neither Tim nor Eric is a Nazi, so they are less reprehensible than Heidegger. But I am open to the possibility I am wrong.

I got it.

Cougarton Abbey, it is.

Christ, I didn't realize that I was being a smartass to THE J(oe) P(aterno) McPickleshitter. Mea culpa. Keep your chin up, son. You're the real victim here.

I love that I live in a country in which someone named "McPickleshitter" can go on a pop culture website to register their complaints about lapses of journalistic ethics by late-night skit shows and expect to be taken seriously. America!

Wow.

Well said. His work suffers from the worst sort of hyper-verbal yet largely empty critical literary theory. (I distinguish "critical literary theory" from the critical theory of the Frankfurt school which actually was Marxist. I have respect for the latter.)

No, just the intoxicating effects of intern poon.

Hookers with a color scheme are friends to all mankind.

I don't know if all the potty-mouth was necessary.

And that, kids, is how we saved the community center through the power of breakdancing. Now be a dear and stick this nail through daddy's hand.

Hulu rebroadcast first!

Greg Pikitis Was Here.

Rumor has it that Shakespeare was actually some rich dude. Keep it on the DL.