God help us. He'll probably sing, too.

You just had to eat McDonald's. Who knew?

Zuckerbergesque, if you will.

We do not believe in Seth MacFarlane.

I'm referring to the AV Club vids, not the film analyses.

I avoid the videos.

I don't want to see what they look like.

Damn right!

A kid I went to school with ruined it. He was a porcine fellow with bad skin and a loud disposition. He laughed with his tongue hanging out and bobbed up and down with his hands on his posterior. But you know how high school is, he's around in your group and you hang out.

I didn't like that movie much, but that kid killed me.

I hope a handsome Japanese man does color commentary in a Howard Cosell voice.

As a Preppy who is a child of the Eighties, I ski. Yes, I do. I have skied. I do ski. I got a real Roger Moore as James Bond thing going on.

I wish they ended with him throwing Bachman's luggage out of the Aviatio car while smoking a Special Occasion cigarette.

Nothing for "Come and Get Your Love", by Redbone? Only Native American band to hit the Top Ten in the US.

It's on the HBO app right now.

I like the cheerleaders doing the "You're Ugly" dance.

Really? I haven't noticed, though I am trying to think of the last movie I've watched on the HBO Go. I usually just watch TV shows.

Pigs.

The Godfather Part III is such a weird story. Coppola did not want to make the movie at all but his studio, American Zoetrope, was going bankrupt. So he bit the bullet and signed. Then the studio moved the release date up like nine months to get a Christmas release and Oscar nods. So he and Puzo didn't get a chance to…

Terry Stafford, "Suspicion" . He actually out-Elvised Elvis.