I was so confused when Laura kept saying that her relationship with her daughter was "morphine".

Dignity in tatters, indeed.

Serious question: do they start editing before everything's in the can? Or do they begin editing the first episodes after the final episodes are shot?

Carrie Raisler [regarding Vytas]: "He is certainly not afraid to talk and not afraid to do some very manipulative persuading"

Warner Brothers' legal department will be knocking at your door soon…

> "Ciera is definitely a contender to win."

Carrie Raisler: "I hope it abandons doing these double elimination episodes."

#TYSONDANGLINGSWEATBALL

Thai Sun ≠ Philite

Okay, here's my exclusive Lugosi anecdote no one's heard before MUST CREDIT CHUCK RICHELIEU [OC].

Nice try, cbsstore.com.

She actually said "bee-otch". Which makes it even more awesome.

They could use those chyron arrow-and-textbox thingies to keep everyone straight like they do for NASCAR races.

I think it would be an awesome WTF moment, but it'll never happen. It would be too "off model" for the editing style that's been established for Survivor.

Am I the only one who didn't know this?

Only if he's simultaneously air-conducting an invisible orchestra.

"Date your daughter? Are you serious? Have you seen her mutant toenail-less feet? Pass."

"Conspiring to share winnings between castaways is strictly prohibited."

"Last week's episode title gets referenced."

Laura B. (to Vytas): "Us four girls decided this morning to vote you out tonight."