Vytas: "A tribe of female lions needs an alpha male around, or there's no future for the tribe."

"Anyone else feel the threat presented by a potential Aras/Vytas alliance is being overstated?"

(Kat) "Don't leave me. You're not gonna break up with me are you?"

I don't know, Vytas seems pretty dedicated to winning this thing. Just think of all the smack $1,000,000 could buy.

Vytas: "Yoga has taught me a lot about dealing with women and feminine energy."

#DROPYOURBUFFS meant something else back in my day.

I've said this before, but instead of burning, the recipient should open the Hidden Idol clue and read it aloud to everyone. Watch the suckers scramble!

Vytas: "I've found that when I'm vulnerable with women, it goes a long way."

That's weird, while watching I felt like he was slathering it on too thickly and would oversell his point.

Probst (to Ciera): "You've survived all of your tribe's Tribal Councils up to this point; your mom didn't survive one."

Kat: "You wanna learn how to play Survivor? Shut it!"

Cue Yakety Sax.

Agreed. I think Brad's behavior post-boot has been the correct approach. It may seem like sucking up, but what's the alternative? Bitterness and grudge-holding? That won't help him.

The hilarious bit was the "oh noes!" music sting after Probst asked Laura if she belonged out there. Even the soundtrack was commenting on Probst's dickishness.

Monica (about Brad): "He's not just a dumb jock. He's a lawyer too."

"Deceivious" is a perfectly cromulent word.

The game is afoot!

So… was Tyson's shoulder actually dislocated? Or was it just a tendon tear? Because I've dislocated my shoulder multiple times, and even if it's popped out of the socket "just a little", that's some serious shizz.

Probst: "Congratulations, you're that much closer to having a second shot at re-entering this game."

Kat must've been relieved when Probst revealed that Colton was faking his appendicitis. I've heard the real thing is wicked contagious.