Google "Liefeld feet" and all shall be revealed.

I think I'd enjoy Fishbach's character more if they'd cast a circa 1957 Jerry Lewis in the role.

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I'm going to work "shain't" into as many conversations as possible tomorrow.

Rodney's 3 Cs:

Leviticus prohibits tattoos. A tattoo of a bible verse is… contradictory? Hypocritical? Absurdly hilarious?

What was the deal with Hali voting for Will? Did I miss something?

I see Mike is more familiar with Psalm 121 than he is with Leviticus 19:28.

Bewbs.

Hey Judge – I'll switch to:

[thought you were joking; consulted intertubes] So, wait. Mikayla dated Russell? And then they broke up and now she's a pro bodybuilder who finished 3rd at the NPC Junior USA Championships?

Vince: "One of my greatest weaknesses is my intense attraction to women."

Jenn: (on choosing 'honesty' over 'deception': "We're not in the individual game; we're doing what's best for the crew."

After seeing those feathers snarled in Vince's long, flowing locks, all I could think of was this: LINK

Good lord, time flies. Can't believe it's almost Survivor time again.

This beats Woo's trailer for Santa's Summer House by a mile.

That was the first Tribal Council speech I've seen that had preplanned choreography.

If they added that pa-tang! "hitting-the-spittoon" sound to each spit I would vote for him.

If you're planning a surprise party for someone, do not tell Keith.

Missy: "I'm not going to be some sly dog who shook their hands and lied in their faces… I'm loyal."