Jon: "God's got a plan… "

Alec: "Downtown Orlando is a blast!"

Kieth ≠ Philite

Disgusted Probst is my favorite Probst. Whenever he has to deal with quitters, challenge throwers, etc., he shines.

I didn't know Julie ran a tanning salon. Of course Julie runs a tanning salon.

Is anyone else bugged by the "pick a key" challenges? They negate skill and reduce the outcome to chance.

Chalk up another win for cognitive dissonance.

This is why they need to have a food reward that's nothing but baskets full of bran muffins.

It's frustrating when not a single person playing the game has a strategy to secure jury votes. It's like watching an entire cast of Russell Hantzes (without the overbearing assholery).

Welp, the foot fetishists had a good night.

Jon: "There was an awesome spread… they had cheese and trail mix and lobster and shrimp…"

"the money is in casting someone you love to hate, not someone you just plain hate"

You know, after getting to know Julie better this episode, I think she and Rocker are perfect for each other. Seriously.

Keith: "Hashtag Huyopa?"
Baylor: "How y'all know 'hashtag'?"

So here's a good one… if Julie hadn't quit, what do y'all think would've happened at tribal? Jeremy goes home?

Yeah, the cargos. The bagginess, the plethora of pockets. And on a 52 year-old they look a bit too "young" for him. Reminds me of Buscemi on 30 Rock. "Howdy-do, fellow kids!"

Congratulations Emma to you and your sportsball team. When I heard they won my first thought was "I bet Emma's pumped".

Anyone else notice Probst's above-the-knee farmer tan when he brought in the bag of rice? Cargo shorts: not even once™.

Rule #1: Never play a post-merge game pre-merge.

Exactly. Rule #2 of Survivor: No matter how much you despise another player, never let it show. Getting pissy will only harm your game.