When that ember popped out of the fire and hit him in the foot and he flopped like someone had just tased him, I have to admit I laughed more than I should've.

When that ember popped out of the fire and hit him in the foot and he flopped like someone had just tased him, I have to admit I laughed more than I should've.

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus "it was clear from Lisa's comments that Abi was going home"

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus "it was clear from Lisa's comments that Abi was going home"

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus "the main reason i'm hoping for a fire challenge is so that something good can fill up the extra running time"

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus "the main reason i'm hoping for a fire challenge is so that something good can fill up the extra running time"

@avclub-2bf7bb353a1107a5d5c41d1ff4c624cb:disqus "For what it's worth I thought Skupin handled that situation very maturely."

@avclub-2bf7bb353a1107a5d5c41d1ff4c624cb:disqus "For what it's worth I thought Skupin handled that situation very maturely."

I was kinda disappointed they didn't have the "likability survey" challenge this season ("Who's the most annoying tribe member? Who's the least helpful at camp?") till I realized everyone's answers to all the questions would've been "Abi".

I was kinda disappointed they didn't have the "likability survey" challenge this season ("Who's the most annoying tribe member? Who's the least helpful at camp?") till I realized everyone's answers to all the questions would've been "Abi".

I can't say this enough, so here we go again: thank gawd they brought back the Reward Challenges! People pissed they don't get chosen. Pecking orders revealed. Scheming and strategizing by both the sequestered on the reward and the left-behinds back at camp. The satisfaction of seeing the winners get a decent meal and…

I can't say this enough, so here we go again: thank gawd they brought back the Reward Challenges! People pissed they don't get chosen. Pecking orders revealed. Scheming and strategizing by both the sequestered on the reward and the left-behinds back at camp. The satisfaction of seeing the winners get a decent meal and…

Wait. The AV Club movie reviews aren't satiric?

Wait. The AV Club movie reviews aren't satiric?

That's what Survivor needs. More throat punching.

That's what Survivor needs. More throat punching.

I realize that casting the religious contestants is an attempt to appeal to a certain demographic in the viewership, but can't we at least get some variety? How about a hardcore Calvinist? "God, being both omnipotent and omniscient, has already predestined who will win today's challenge. There's no point in praying…

I realize that casting the religious contestants is an attempt to appeal to a certain demographic in the viewership, but can't we at least get some variety? How about a hardcore Calvinist? "God, being both omnipotent and omniscient, has already predestined who will win today's challenge. There's no point in praying…

"the discussion in which [they] imagine what it would be like if Jesus were to play Survivor"

"the discussion in which [they] imagine what it would be like if Jesus were to play Survivor"