I felt bad for Abi's mother. "She's happy to see me, but she's really confused, Jeff."

I felt bad for Abi's mother. "She's happy to see me, but she's really confused, Jeff."

Okay, help me out… why did Denise vote for Carter? She's repeatedly stated that she's opposed to keeping a goat around and only wants to play against the "deserving". She even repeated this during tonight's Tribal Council and implied she was voting out Abi.

Okay, help me out… why did Denise vote for Carter? She's repeatedly stated that she's opposed to keeping a goat around and only wants to play against the "deserving". She even repeated this during tonight's Tribal Council and implied she was voting out Abi.

When was the last time they made them eat disgusting things on Survivor? Has this been Fear Factor-ed out of the show? I suppose like many things this has gone the way of the "free car challenge".

When was the last time they made them eat disgusting things on Survivor? Has this been Fear Factor-ed out of the show? I suppose like many things this has gone the way of the "free car challenge".

"Denies" ≠ "Philite".

"Denies" ≠ "Philite".

But then she wouldn't have won the challenge.

But then she wouldn't have won the challenge.

"Ah, Zane. His Frankenstein tattoo was… awesome." (awkward silence)

"Ah, Zane. His Frankenstein tattoo was… awesome." (awkward silence)

More cowbell cowboy hat!

More cowbell cowboy hat!

Malcolm has a wacky doofus brother! Do I smell a totally awesome sit-com pitch?

Malcolm has a wacky doofus brother! Do I smell a totally awesome sit-com pitch?

Hypothesis: Abi isn't as unself-aware as we've been led to believe. She knows she's playing "the villain" and is milking it for all it's worth. Discuss.

Hypothesis: Abi isn't as unself-aware as we've been led to believe. She knows she's playing "the villain" and is milking it for all it's worth. Discuss.

I was hoping that Abi would reveal that the "second part" of her auction-winning clue was notification that her grandmother had died. Abi Fairplay, y'alls!

I was hoping that Abi would reveal that the "second part" of her auction-winning clue was notification that her grandmother had died. Abi Fairplay, y'alls!